lucy lube vegan water based lubricant

Generously apply to the vulva or penis with vigour and vivaciousness as you get ready for the slippery time of your life…

Personal Lubricant should be stored upright. Products have a shelf life of 24 months and ideally should be stored in a cool dry place at room temperature.

As promised, happymash offers absolute confidentiality and discretion when dealing with our customers. This extends to what shows on your bank statements (it’s “WELLNESS PRODUCT” by the way!), to the messaging and details on your shipment packaging.

There will be absolutely nothing on the packaging to refer to its contents, or happymash and it’s products. There will be a small reference number (e.g., ‘hm69’) and your address, email address and phone number – and that’s it! 

We are not embarrassed, ashamed or secretive, but rather we want to offer accessible options for all vulva havers to purchase, enjoy and love their new vibrators and in turn themselves!

Please get in touch if you have any questions – we love to talk pleasure! 

As promised, happymash offers absolute confidentiality and discretion when dealing with our customers. This extends to what shows on your bank statements. The only thing you shall see on your bank statement, post purchase are:

“WELLNESS PRODUCT”

We are not embarrassed, ashamed or secretive, but rather we want to offer accessible options for all vulva havers to purchase, enjoy and love their new vibrators and in turn themselves! We also get that in this unfair world, women are not always in charge of their own finances. We want all our customers to feel confident and safe when using our service.

Please get in touch if you have any questions – we love to chat pleasure! We are also massive advocates for women’s and girls’ rights, and if you think you would like to chat about Domestic Violence, or Coercive Control – we can do that too!

Alternatively 1800 RESPECT (1800 737 732) is also an amazing 24/7 service ready to chat when you are.

Happymash offers a one year warranty, from date of purchase, on all our products within the Vibrator category. Please read the Terms and Conditions, available in the footer below, for full details. 

This also extends to a 60 Day Money Back Guarantee whereby we will exchange or refund a product if you are not satisfied in any way.

Pleasure is experienced by vulvas in so many ways and we don’t all fit a certain mould and we understand that. Let’s make the purchase process pleasurable too!

Simple contact our customer service team via hello@happymash.com.au and they shall send you a free returns label to start the process.

Did you know that we also use an external supplier, to responsibly dispose of our unwanted pleasure products? By taking the components apart, we can ensure that pleasure products, vibrators, and pleasure for women, doesn’t have to come at the expense of the planet! Motors, medical-grade silicone and metal components to the chargers, can all be reused and recycled. 

Another reason to shop happymash… Pleasure for vulvas and for our planet!

In addition to this superb purchase, happymash offers a small free lubricant sample to all customers who purchase a vibrator from The Know Yourself Range.

Because lube is life!